Camp Champ Radio Spot: Very Very Sexy Radio Being As Sexy As Ever!

Script: Sarah/Announcer: Are you horribly disfigured? Overwhelmingly beautiful? Painfully ordinary? Then Champlain is the place from you! Come to a school atmosphere that surrounds you with innovative individuals like yourself!

Miranda: Be the popular person you've always wanted to be. At school where students and teachers strive for perfection and attain it. Why would you go to a school where they make a club for you, when you could go to a school where you make a club for them? Champlain, full of wonderous activities and beautiful people.

Taylor: Is your dream to be a professional skier or snowboarder? At Champlain students are offered fantastic deals for passes for various moutains, such as Sugarbush's all mountain all season $100 pass! This amazing deal is exclusive to Champlain students only! So come to Champlain college and let your dreams come true.

John/President Finney: Hey guys, President Finney here! And I'm just here to say you are all very sexy! Not feeling so pretty on the inside? Join our community and you will instantly become beautiful. Come to Champlain and you can become a professional snowboarder! So you want to go to Canada, eh? Come here and I will buy your passport! See I may by the President, but I'm just a normal guy like you. Come to Champlain and all your wildest dreams will come true! Join us, or we'll FIND YOU! Let us Dare!